PocketIllust's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pokémon: Unseen Episode]

it's almost like Ursaring d-doesn't even exist!!! (。ヘ°)

[Newgrounds vs Deviantart]

okay this made me chuckle :D

[DailyToon #498]

THE FLASH TOLD ME TO VOTE 5 SO I DID

PS: the menu actually legitimately looks pretty

[Quincy ME Quest for Ass 3]

THE PREVIEW PIC GAVE ME THE STRANGEST BONER YOU CAN IMAGINE

Starberry responds:

you wanna fight with that 0 review rating? you got a problem with quincy?

[DailyToon #489]

you guys are making this shit again?

TheStarSyndicate responds:

hey man wuzzup

[Oak Knows Best]

omfg that was so stupid

and I loved it omfg

[The Japanese Pokerap]

I remember this one

REALLY looses its purpose when you actually know most of the Japanese Pokemon names tho...

EDIT: here are the lyrics copypasted from bulbapedia...

Hello Kids!
Have you also caught a lot of Pokémon?
I challenge you who got a hundred and fifty-one Pokémon,
as well as you who haven't yet,
(Can you say Pokémon?) I challenge you!
How's your mouth rolling today!

Pikachu / Kairyu / Yadoran / Pigeon
Koduck / Koratta / Zubat / Gallop
Thunders / Menokurage
Pawou / Karakara / Tamatama / Garagara
Fushigidane!

Arbo / Eivui / Utsudon / Eleboo
Kabigon / Kabuto / Sidon / Jugon
Porygon / Digda / Dodrio / Gengar
Dogars / Rougela / Nyarth / Showers
Kusaihana!

La, la, la, can you say them?
Can you say them?
la, la, la, can you say them?
The names of Pokémon!

Cocoon / Ghost / Iwark / Hitokage
Lucky / Ratta / Onidrill / Coil / Rarecoil
Pukurin / Zenigame / Nyorozo / Tosakinto
Fire / Booster / Foodin / Boober
Strike!

Caterpie / Pixy / Seadra / Raichu
Hitodeman / Crab / Nidoqueen / Sandpan
Azumaou / Transel
Dodo / Tattu / Gardie / Mankey
Dokukurage!

La, la, la, can you say them?
Can you say them?
La, la, la, can you say them?
The names of Pokémon!

Now let's try changing styles!
One, Two, Three, ah-here we go!

(Yeah) / Onisuzume / Sand / Parasect
Sleepe / Beedle / Kailios / Pigeot
Koi-king!
Sihorn / Matadogas / Fushigisou / Kamex
Shellder / Thunder / Lizardo / Nassy
Betbeton!

Poppo / Utsubot / Purin / Casey / Betbeter
Garura / Gyarados / Golonya / Pippi
I-si-tsu-bu-te!
Golduck / Omanyte / Golbat / Arbok
Nidoran (female!) / Nidoran (male!)
Na-zo-no-ku-sa!

It sure feels good

La, la, la, can you say them?
Can you say them?
La, la, la, can you say them?
The names of Pokémon!

All right.
Next, how about singing them while crying?

Nyorobon / Kamonegi / Laplace / Ruffresia
Kabutops / Nidorina / Barrierd / Marumine
Fushigibana / Paras / Lizardon
Kongpang / Yadon / Metamon / Ghos
Biriridama!

All right, kids.
It's time to take a break, here.

Wonderful creatures
Animal picture books don't have 'em
Pocket Monsters Pokémon for short

It's really something if you're able to say them till here
But, the hard part starts from here
Hookay! It's the last part Let's give it a shot
One, Two, Three, ah-here we go!

Yungerer / Kingler / Sawamular / Ebiwalar
Kairiky / Sleeper / Goriky / Starmie
Madatsubomi / Ptera / Nidorino / Persian
Hakuryu / Mewtwo / Kyukon / Spear
Beroringa!

Butterfree / Dugtrio / Nidoking / Omastar
Parshen / Nyoromo / Golone / Rokon / Kentauros
Ponyta / Monjara / Miniryu / Wanriky
Morphon / Kameil / Windie / Freezer
O-ko-ri-za-ru!

La, la, la, were you able to say them?
Were you able to say them?
La, la, la, were you able to say them?
The names of Pokémon!

La, la, la, were you able to say them?
Were you able to say them?
La, la, la, were you able to say them?
The names of Pokémon!

Okee-Dokee!
Now that's the way to say it.
Huh? Wait a second!
Aren't we forgetting one more?

[Girl Gamers]

I don't get why people think this way
like
just ENJOY what you like!!! :T

oh and
did anyone notice that the girl is bustier than the girl gamer?

;3

[Narutoe Shitpoodamn]

Literally the fucking best Naruto Parody on the face of Newgrounds, and I say that from being a Naruto fag.
10/10

and somewhere out there, Masashi Kishimoto is vomiting blood

[PMD Harlem shake]

GLORIOUS